My greatest fear. What paralyzes me, removes all rational thought from my mind, and makes me shudder uncontrollably? Spiders. Yeah, I’m a web designer that is afraid of web spinners, the irony is not lost on me. It’s something I’ve dealt with since childhood. It started with my uncle being killed by a brown recluse when I was in kindergarten.

So there you go. If you want to scare me to my bones, that’s how. More than likely we won’t be friends anymore if you use it, though.

Happy Halloween, everyone. Be safe tonight.